GIFTS FOR COUCH POTATOE'S

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Couch Potato - a person who takes little or no exercise and watches a lot of television.
There is no point getting mad at lazy people, its not like they've done anything. It can be hard being a couch potato, so why not make your life a little easier with a few treats that will nourish the soul, like the heated socks for those chilly nights, or a drinking hat with built in megaphone so you call your butler when the flow gets low. If anybody asks if you have done any exercise today you can proudly say "diddly squats" with your head held high.

Megaphone Drinking Hat
£17.99
Never have to leave the sofa again with this drinking hat. Load it with two of your favourite drinks and request your butler to bring you two more with the built in megaphone. Also comes with built in sound effects such as the siren or dog bark. Perfect for any festival or event.

Don't Be A Dick Neon Light
£120.00
Set the rules for your dinner guests with this "Statement Light". Gorgeous Neon light sets a lovely vibe whilst keeping your guests in their place. Or maybe a subtle self reflection for yourself at the end of a challenging day. Fantastic centrepiece for any bland wall.