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Funny Joke Gifts That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

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If you are looking to give a funny gift to someone or you are attending a party and want to be the prankster amongst the group then look no further. We have some hilarious gifts that will have people in stitches. Funny jokes will get you so far but giving a funny gift will raise your reputation as the practical joker. Give someone a lewd, rude, and damn right crude gift this year. Step out of that comfort zone and present someone with a gift that will leave them howling. Special occasion coming up? No matter what the occasion, Christmas, Birthday, Stag party, Hen party. There is bound to be something on this list that will deliver laughter.

Nicholas Cage Life Size Cut Out
£44.94
Give your mates cage rage with this life-size cut out of the "lord of war" legend that is Nicolas Cage, or Nicolas Kim Coppola to those of you who know him by his real name. It is an official "Celebrity Cut-outs" product which means it comes with the hologram and everything! The product says "watch out for imitations", i mean come one.. what is more imitating than a cardboard cut out?

Clit Chocolate Bar
£4.99
Show her that you care this valentines day and express what you truly like about her with a gift that says it all. Ever wondered what would happen if a CLUB fell madly in love with a KIT KAT? This is what their baby would be called. 100g of delicious Milk Chocolate wrapped in a novelty wrapper.

2021 Kid Trump Calendar
£13.95
"I will build a great wall--and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me--and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall, and then I shall feature on a novelty calendar with my face placed onto the body of funny children". I mean, why wouldn't you buy it...?

Circle Game Heat Reacting Mug
£9.99
Looking for new ways to deliver a dead leg or a happy slap to the next unsuspecting victim , then look no further. This mug will slowly slowly reveal the all so famous "circle" . For those who are unaware of the rules, simply get your opponent to glance at your circle to unleash pain on them. Classic

Worlds Smallest Mobile Phone
£36.49
Planning a trip to jail anytime soon? Known as the "snug plug" or the "ring ringer" this phone is favoured by inmates for its ability to be concealed in tight places. It has a 3GB storage capacity and can be used to send and receive texts. Measuring in at a whopping 4.6cm

Boris Johnson Toilet Brush
£14.99
When you feel your country's future slowly going down the pan, what else can do a better job of cleaning up the mess. A toilet brush with Bozza on the end. He's got a shit job already, why not give him another. Brighten up your toilet. Cleaning up a turd has never been so much fun.

Wanky Candles-Knob Cheese
£8.00
Traditional Wanky Candle. Perfect gift for stag/hen parties. Even better, they have labelled it knob cheese flavour. A truly mature gift. Pop the lid and watch as they cautiously smell to find out if it smells of tally whacker wax or actually, just vanilla. Funny non the less.
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