Flatulence, the number one deal breaker worldwide. If farts don't get in the way of your relationship, this could be the perfect card for you. Express your love for them like the tolerance you show towards theuir wind.
Who doesn't like moist, cream filled buns. Especially all over their face. Show your devotion to her by describing her as a sweet snack that you want on your face.
Ahh, if only all Covid instructions from our government were this simple. Switch that lockdown frown upside down with a funny card with some simple romantic instructions from Boris Johnson.
What better way to reach an anti climax than to read the title of this card and then realise that it isn't the gift you were hoping for, but the prime minister of Britain. BoJo
