Other Items for You To Squander Your Cash On...
Scorpion Chair
Sit and plot your evil plan to take over the world in this chair fit for a villain. Designed and created by Russian woodcarver, sculptor, and painter, Vyacheslav Pakhomov we think this is a true masterpiece. He's even uploaded the 3D plans, just in case you have a giant 3D printer and fancy making your own.
£3609
Virus Ice Cube Mould
Melt away your social distancing/new normal anxiety with this bizarre and interesting addition to your drink. An ice cube in the shape of a deadly virus strain. Oh wait, and the fun doesn't stop there. It can also be used to make chocolates, jellies, soaps and candles too.
£16.99
Slush Puppy Machine
Ahh, the classic frozen childhood classic, the slush puppy. If I could pick any way to rot my teeth, this would be way up there. Simply add a load of ice, add the syrup and let it do its thing. Classic replica design. For the real deal industrial version your looking at £1000+. This little puppy will do the same job.
£68.95
Nicholas Cage Life Size Cut Out
Give your mates cage rage with this life-size cut out of the "lord of war" legend that is Nicolas Cage, or Nicolas Kim Coppola to those of you who know him by his real name. It is an official "Celebrity Cut-outs" product which means it comes with the hologram and everything! The product says "watch out for imitations", i mean come one.. what is more imitating than a cardboard cut out?