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Wanky Candles-Knob Cheese
Traditional Wanky Candle. Perfect gift for stag/hen parties. Even better, they have labelled it knob cheese flavour. A truly mature gift. Pop the lid and watch as they cautiously smell to find out if it smells of tally whacker wax or actually, just vanilla. Funny non the less.
£8.00
Turbospoke Exhaust System
Turn your kids bike into a realistic sounding motorbike with this mountable little exhaust which can be tuned for up to 6 different realistic exhaust sounds. Doesn't require batteries, it has a soundcard which converts noise from the spokes into a roaring exhaust noise.
£14.99
Worlds Smallest Mobile Phone
Planning a trip to jail anytime soon? Known as the "snug plug" or the "ring ringer" this phone is favoured by inmates for its ability to be concealed in tight places. It has a 3GB storage capacity and can be used to send and receive texts. Measuring in at a whopping 4.6cm
£36.49
Virus Ice Cube Mould
Melt away your social distancing/new normal anxiety with this bizarre and interesting addition to your drink. An ice cube in the shape of a deadly virus strain. Oh wait, and the fun doesn't stop there. It can also be used to make chocolates, jellies, soaps and candles too.
£16.99
Ultimate Treehouses
Whatever concept you have in mind or however you envision your ideal treetop retreat, these guys will envision it with you and come up with CAD drawings and ideas to suit and then make your dream become a reality. They also create hobbit holes and play areas too so be sure to check them out.