Other Items for You To Squander Your Cash On...
Virus Ice Cube Mould
Melt away your social distancing/new normal anxiety with this bizarre and interesting addition to your drink. An ice cube in the shape of a deadly virus strain. Oh wait, and the fun doesn't stop there. It can also be used to make chocolates, jellies, soaps and candles too.
£16.99
Nicholas Cage Life Size Cut Out
Give your mates cage rage with this life-size cut out of the "lord of war" legend that is Nicolas Cage, or Nicolas Kim Coppola to those of you who know him by his real name. It is an official "Celebrity Cut-outs" product which means it comes with the hologram and everything! The product says "watch out for imitations", i mean come one.. what is more imitating than a cardboard cut out?
£44.94
Worlds Smallest Mobile Phone
Planning a trip to jail anytime soon? Known as the "snug plug" or the "ring ringer" this phone is favoured by inmates for its ability to be concealed in tight places. It has a 3GB storage capacity and can be used to send and receive texts. Measuring in at a whopping 4.6cm
£36.49
Wanky Candles-Knob Cheese
Traditional Wanky Candle. Perfect gift for stag/hen parties. Even better, they have labelled it knob cheese flavour. A truly mature gift. Pop the lid and watch as they cautiously smell to find out if it smells of tally whacker wax or actually, just vanilla. Funny non the less.